The Exit Polls That Could Not Be Shown On CNN

While the American election was certainly exciting last night, I noticed that the U.S. T.V. stations, for some unknown reason, probably because they were too controversial, were not allowed to show all of the exit polls. Luckily for you, I have obtained access to these Exit Polls, thanks Uncle Ted at CNN, and here they are for your enjoyment...

If you are an Illegal Alien, 

who did you vote for, for president?

Wow, who have guessed that?








If you are a big fan of Uzbekistan, 

 who did you vote for, for President?

Oh, I get it, STANley Kubrick, cute.

If you are a big fan of Cats, who did you vote for, for President?

If you are a person who illegally downloads music from the internet, who did you vote for? 

If you are from Kenya, who did you vote for?

If you are a Mormon with plural marriages, who did you vote for?

If you are one of those people with strong convictions about the tea party, who did you vote for?

 If you think Donald Trump is normal, who did you vote for?














 
 Just as I thought, you weren't smart enough to figure out what to do in the polling booth.

 If you are a Dog lover, who did you vote for?

Now, that's a candidate who I wholeheartedly endorse!!!

If you are a computer hacker, who did you vote for?

I'm actually surprised that Obama and Romney did as well as they did with the hacker commuinty.

If you thought Hillary Clinton has been the President since 2008, who did you vote for?

Looks like Hillary stood a good chance of being re-elected!

If anyone has come across any other too hot to handle exit polls, let me know.