This year, the event will be an international affair with Team Canada squaring off against Team U.S.A.
Let's meet the players...
Team Canada
From Wiarton Ontario, the team leader is Wiarton Willey....
Willie has been on the team since 1956. He is the only "white" groundhog on the field, although many of his detractors are convinced that the "white" is actually hair colouring. No comment from this editor.
From Shubernacadie Nova Scotia, it's Shubernacadie Sam.
Sam, being the furthest east of any team member on either side of the border is always the first to make his prediction on Super Sunday. Of course, considering where he hails from, predicting six more weeks of winter is not a tough job.
The final member of the Canadian team hails from Winnipeg Manitoba. It's Winnipeg Willow.
Willow barely made the final team this year after his disastrous prediction of an early spring in 2013. Winnipeg hasn't had an early spring in recorded history and certainly didn't intend to have one last year.
Team U.S.A.
From Punxsutawney Pennsylvania, team captain Punxsutawney Phil continues to be the most famous of all prognosticating groundhogs.
Phil has led this team for what seems like forever. He is a good looking, good predicting groundhog who has the ability to carry a team single pawedly. He's the Go To Guy for Team U.S.A.
From Staten Island New York, it's Charles G. Hogg.
Chuck's claim to fame is the 2009 GroundHog Day Staten Island Festival when he bit through Mayor Bloomberg's glove and chomped down on the Mayor's index finger. Depending on which side of the political spectrum you reside, Chuck is either a hero or a terrorist.
The final member of Team U.S.A. is from the southern U.S., Liburn, Georgia. It's General Beauregard Lee.
Beau, while having achieved great success in the military is considered the pretty boy of the contest. If Beau played U.S. football, he would be Tom Brady.
Those are the teams. Even as we go to press, each team is busy preparing for Super Sunday by trying to understand what the other side is talking about when they speak either imperial or metric.
My team of crack investigative reporters has learned that Willie is teaching his team the "quick method" of converting from Celcius to Fahrenheit. And, for the first time ever published ("on my blog"), we are going to make that conversion method public.
Given a temperature in Celcius, let's call it C, here is what you do to convert it to Fahrenheit, let's call that F.
1. Multiply C times 2
2. Take the result and reduce it by 10%
3. Add 32
4. And, that's F.
Complicating the learning experience for Team Canada is that while between the team they have 60 "fingernails", none of them can count past 20 ("fingernails").
May the best team win!
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