Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Carlos Danger Tweeted Around The World

Another exclusive from my crack team of investigative snoops. The famous Carlos Danger, The Sicko Weiner, as we call him, not only tweeted under that pseudonym, but set up various pseudonyms to tweet around the world.

Here are some of the various names that The Sicko Weiner used to tweet around the World:

When tweeting in Italian, he called himself, Francesco Cosa Nostra;

When tweeting in Arabic, he was, Osama Al Quada;

When tweeting to his Montreal following, he was, Jean-Claude Hell's Angel;

When he tweeted in French, the world knew him as Pierre Dangereux;

When he tweeted in Australia, his pseudonym was Jack Rattlesnake;

In Hong Kong, he calls himself Anthony Jackie-Chan;

When you're in Poland, the annoying guy hogging the tweet channels is named Copernicus Kielbasa;

In Israel, they know him as Shlomo Shlang.

  And in Toronto, we just say, yes, Mr. Mayor.

That's what my guys have learned so far. But, let me assure you, this is just the "tip" of the oops, never mind.

1 comment:

  1. Letterman had a similar idea to me last night. Here is his top ten:

    Top Ten Other Anthony Weiner Pseudonyms
    Wednesday, July 24, 2013

    10. Carlos Dangler

    9. Peter Tweeter

    8. Eliot Spitzer

    7. Perv Griffin

    6. James Wand

    5. Dwight Thighsenhower

    4. Throb Reiner

    3. Donald Hump

    2. The Notorious Not-So-B.I.G

    1. Mahmoud Ahmadinejunk