Saturday, April 19, 2014

Top 10 Things Rob Ford and the Maple Leafs Have in Common

10. Both are popularly supported but still losers.

9. Both do their jobs while in a drunken stupor.

8. Both have the ability to suck all of the oxygen out of any conversation concerning their topic (politics/sports).

7. Both are less fit than their opponents.

6. Both are too inept to put the puck in the net.

5. Both have plenty to eat at home.

4. Both have a nation behind them. (Ford Nation and Leaf Nation)

3. Both have lots of money backing them.

2. Both spend a lot of time in the penalty box with no real consequences.

1. Both could win next year!

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