Monday, August 5, 2013

Biogenesis Not Just A Baseball Problem

Breaking News: Major League Baseball has just announced 50 game suspensions for all of the players involved in the Biogenesis scandal, except Alex Rodrigues. who received a 211 game suspension.

What, he worried?

Now, my crack team of investigators have uncovered other well know people, not just athletes, who have been using Biogenesis to further their careers. Regretfully, all of this has been done through plagiarism, alas, what a crack team.
For those of you who do not know, Biogenesis is the production of new living organisms based on the use of living materials.
Here are some examples:
Liza! Liza!

Back to the Future
Buddy Holly would never have believed this
Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

Monkey See, Monkey Talks

Hey ugly, who you callin' Slimer?

I deny these false accusations, and furthermore, I look nothing like Mr. Magoo!!!

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