Showing posts with label Mayor Rob Ford. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mayor Rob Ford. Show all posts

Friday, December 13, 2013

Does Daniel Dale Have A Case Against Rob Ford?

Up until this morning, I thought there was no case. While I am not a lawyer, I have a reasonable amount of familiarity with defamation, either libel or slander, as in the business world, rivals often say untrue things about their competition.

Nevertheless, I have always been told that the final element of a case against someone who potentially slandered or libeled you is that you were damaged by the defamation. That is where I thought Daniel Day had a problem. I do not think that he has been damaged by Rob Ford's remarks.

However, for some reason, probably procrastination, I just googled slander, and here is what the Canadian Bar Association had to say.


"What is libel?
Libel is the type of defamation with a permanent record, like a newspaper, a letter, a website posting, an email, a picture, or a radio or TV broadcast. If you can prove that someone libeled you, and that person does not have a good defence (see the section on defences below), then a court will presume that you suffered damages and award you money to pay for your damaged reputation. But going to Supreme Court is expensive and even if you win, you may not get as much as it costs you to sue. In deciding on damages, the Court will consider your position in the community. For example, if you are a professional, damages may be higher."

As the Guardian of the Emerald City Gates once said: "Well, that's a horse of a different color". And, I think it is, and here is why.

Rob Ford, on Zoomer Television in December, 2013, states that he saw Daniel Day peering into his back yard taking pictures of his property, and, Rob has kids, so, Daniel must be a perve.
However, that peering/picture thing is a previous allegation made by Ford in May, 2012.


Do to the seriousness of the allegations, the incident was thoroughly investigated by the Toronto Police. And, Daniel Dale was completely exonerated of having done any of the things that Ford claims he did.

Now, Ford is the Mayor of Toronto (YIKES, you actually elected this guy), and there is no way that he was unaware of the police findings. Nevertheless, over a year later, he repeats the same already proven false accusations on television.

I do think that Daniel Dale has a case.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Reader Poll: Which one of these guys would you prefer your kids not to be near? (answer: FORD NOT DALE)

Well, Mayor Moronic has done it again. This time, he suggested that we shouldn't allow our kids to be anywhere near Toronto Star reporter Daniel Dale.
So, here are the facts, you decide:
1. Which one of these guys has admitted to smoking crack cocaine? FORD NOT DALE
2. Which one of these guys has admitted to drinking and driving? FORD NOT DALE
3. Which one of these guys has been caught on tape discussing illegal activities with persons know to the police? FORD NOT DALE
4. Which one of these guys was caught on video in a complete rage, cursing and threatening the life of an unknown victim? FORD NOT DALE
5. Which one of these guys has been singled out as a disappointment by the Chief of Police? FORD NOT DALE.
6. Which one of these guys has refused to talk to police about an ongoing investigation? FORD NOT DALE.
7. Which one of these guys is the laughing stock of U.S. TV? FORD NOT DALE
8. Which one should go into rehab soon? FORD NOT DALE
9. Which one of these guys has repeatedly lied to us over the past year, and has admitted to everything that he previously denied? FORD NOT DALE
10. Which one of these guys was accused of "grabbing the backside" of 2010 mayoral candidate Sarah Thomson? FORD NOT DALE
11. Which one of these guys pleaded no-contest to a drinking and driving charge in Florida? FORD NOT DALE.
12. Which one of these guys was told by Deputy mayor Norm Kelly that his remarks were "beyond the pale" and should apologize? FORD NOT DALE

And, so, my vote for which one of these guys would I prefer that my kids were not allowed to be near is FORD NOT DALE?

How about you?

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Rob Ford: My Comedy Turned Into Reality

While reading The Toronto Star this morning, I came across this article about the Rob Ford tour, similar to what I described in my blog The Visit Toronto and Party Like Rob Ford blog . From my blog to Toronto's reality.



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And, who can forget my wonderful banjo playing and singing of The Ode To Mayor Rob Ford , which was copied two days later by Daughtry on the Jimmy Kimmel Live Show.



Granted, Daughtry's version is much better, his singing is better, and so is his guitar playing. And, he might even have more hair than I do under that cap (hum, maybe not). Nevertheless, I now anoint myself The Official Idea Factory for the Rob Ford Comedy Show! Anyone needing help with their late night comedy show, please call me for help at 1-000-GET-ROB-FORD-COMEDY-NOW










Wednesday, November 13, 2013

The Visit Toronto and Party Like Rob Ford Tour

Another exclusive!!!
My sources tell me that the City of Toronto is in the process of putting together a marketing campaign to encourage tourists to visit Toronto with the new Visit Toronto and Party Like Rob Ford tour. The idea came from the City of Santa Barbara who have a similar tour that allows tourists to follow the path that the two buddies took in the movie Sideways.

Similar to that self guided tour, the Toronto tour will consist of 5 major points of interest with different attractions for the tourists.

The tour begins at the now Infamous Crack House where you can have your picture taken with a life size cardboard picture of Mayor Ford and his buddies. In this case a cut out head for you to pose alongside the Mayor.
That's me and Rob. Buds.

Next, the tour takes you to The Taste of The Danforth where you are provided with all the beer you can drink and you get to walk around in a drunken stupor with your fellow tourists.
I'm excited just writing about it.
Next stop is a charity fund raiser where you and your fellow tourists get to walk around and behave badly participating in lewd exchanges and ass grabbing, just like Mayor Rob.
The City is sparing no expenses to make this the best tourist attraction ever, and the next exhibit is being developed with the people from Disney. It's a take off on Mr. Toads Wild Ride and the working title is Mayor Ford's Drunken Drive.
The next stop uses the Practice of Primal Scream Therapy to allow the tourists to experience rants such as the one of the Mayor caught on video recently.
If you're interested in viewing the video, it can be found at http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/07/mayor_rob_ford_caught_in_video_rant.html
Finally, the tour at City Hall where each tourist is introduced to their own escort who has already spent time with the Mayor, and the escorts demonstrate what they and the Mayor do and drink together.

This one is going to be a winner, enjoy!




Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Ode to Mayor Rob Ford

And now, for your listening pleasure(note:ear plugs recommended)



He’s a drug store crack smoking man
He’s the head of the gangster clan
When winters come rollin' around,
He’ll be lucky to be Mayor of the town.
Well he don’t like the press we all know,
He tells us each week on his radio show,
He calls them all maggots, and spits in their face,

He wonders why we think that he’s a disgrace.

Friday, May 4, 2012

The Star and Mayor Ford. Forget That, Let's Talk Rolling Stones

It's a mad mad world. Once again Toronto elected a very strange choice as their Mayor, and once again that Mayor is dominating the news for very strange reasons.
BUT, that's not what I want to talk about. I want to talk about Patrick and I, and what we learned while rehearsing for our upcoming yearly vocal performance at the Trapper Piano Recital.
Like all rehearsal sessions, it starts out with us performing the song and Big Mo, our producer, smoothing out the rough spots (primarily the vocals, no sense messing with the choreography, we only have one dance routine in total that we do well(?)). After we're done, Pat and I usually spend the next 2 hours picking impromptu tracks off of Pat's vast karaoke collection, and performing for the crowd (usually less than 3 people once they hear us sing). When we finished singing Gimme Shelter, Pat looked at me and said, "wow, I never knew those were the lyrics". And neither did I. It's an anti-war, anti-violence, general commentary on the state of the world in the late 1960's. Like probably most us, Pat and I thought it was a song about drugs.
 So, for all of you who need to know, here are the lyrics, and The Stones singing it for us




Gimme Shelter  (M. Jagger/K. Richards)
Oh, a storm is threat'ning 
My very life today 
If I don't get some shelter 
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away 
War, children, it's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin' our very street today 
Burns like a red coal carpet, mad bull lost its way
War, children, it's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away 
War, children, it's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder! 
It's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder! 
It's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder! 
It's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away
The floods is threat'ning my very life today 
Gimme, gimme shelter, or I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away 
It's just a shot away 
I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away 
It's just a kiss away 
It's just a kiss away 
It's just a kiss away 
It's just a kiss away 
Kiss away, kiss away